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[Dodge Dot v1.0]

My soul is full of confetti and Christmas bows.

The star is not a power up. I think the point of the star is that it makes me hungry for Carl's Junior. I heard Carl Senior died by choking on a cheeseburger while driving in a ferrari getting serviced by a prostitute while shooting up heroin, he ran into the burger king and it caused his porsche to fly up in the air and jump over a river like in the Duke's of hazzard. You see he is driving a Chevrolet. Then he lands in the Mexico in Juarez completely safe and is captured by a powerful drug Cartell. He barters for his life by offering to smuggle contraband into the USA in his but. The contraband was midget Luchadores. From Tibet. After he got home he met NOT Gary Coleman's wife and she DID NOT beat the crap out of him and he barely got away. He drove his 1992 Geo ( the same one he flipped over earlier) and when he got there he slipped and hit his head on the toilet and died. This game would benefit from having a way to win and then as a reward you get to dress a butt nekkid frankenstein in various colors of booty shorts and then make him shake it on the hood of Carl Jr Senior's car which is a ford focus which still had a prostitute and a balloon full of black tar heroin in it. The prostitute was doing crossword puzzles. She hates sudoku. This game is a lot more fun with Sudoku. Chinese noodles in my belly button. fingernail clippings. A horse and buggy. a small inconspicuous area before tackling a large stain, THIS GAME IS FUN I LIKE CHASING AFTER LITTLE O FACES and only use products sUpermodels are made of cheese designed specifically for the material of your footwear (suede, nubuck, HUMAN SKIN!!!!!!, etc.).For heavy stains on suede footwear, use a suede cleaning block (also called a suede eraser). These products will crumble as you rub them across the surface of the footwear, when I was a kid I'm pretty sure I fell in a hole, but it's possible it was a dream and are great for removing even deeply embedded dirt. After cleaning, the nap hey if you burn your butt on a heater accidentally it smells like pancekes of your suede can be restored by using a suede brush. The bristles of suede brushes are usually made from brass.

potatopower responds:

best
review
ever

[Create an Uzzy]

I can tell they had a lot of fun making this

I like this game because it doesn't pretend to be some epic console game. The game knows what it is. Games can just be be fun and silly and don't have to have a goal to get to. Allowing space for different things like this is what newgrounds is all about. My favorite thing to do is just sit and press the random button over and over again. The pac-man death trumps all.

farfenwaffle responds:

PAC
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TRUMPS
ALL
GOD
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[Drug Overdose]

I just watched a movie about a dog that went and j

I like the circus, it's fun. The thing is though it's not in a tent anymore it's usually in a big building or something or it's out in a feild doesn't that kind of ruin it, and what about this cirque du soleil stuff. I mean do they mean Soleil moon fry? Caus I don't think she could do all those acrobatics and stuff. Hey remember that episode of Punky Brewster where Nancy Reagan came on there and told you not to do drugs? I saw Nancy Reagan toking off a 6 foot bong with an infant Snoop Dogg in punky brewster's tree house right before she went on to shoot that. Then she downed like 12 Zanax with a vodka chaser and puked in infant Snoop's diaper and then told the secret service guy strip naked and do push ups. Nancy Reagan was so faded she started writing a Rhyme with the embryos of Cypress hill and they were so tiny they couldn't think of anything to rhyme with "bong" until nancy Reagan cleverly thought of "Cheech and Chong" Then she was like "wow man, what if pepsi made a new advertizing campaign that said papsi was as pure as breastmilk that would be awesome" then she knocked back a few vicodins and took a ahot of coconut flavored bacardi rum then looked at her hand and said" Holy crap man I'm a lizard person, QUICK PASS THE MACORONI AND CHEESE" Then she passed out in a pile of her own vomit. She had a dream and years later right before she died she journalled her thoughts extensively. THAT was the basis of this game. It was not stoled form soem website. Look at Farfenwaffle's other cartoons. He's had a daily third and he's a well respected member of this community who has been posting here for years. You can't just go and accuse people of stealing things, that's very insulting and iresponsible. These people who make these cartoons work weeks to months on them. Even silly little games like this take a lot of effort. Then you spend like 1 minute looking at it and saying it's stolen without knowing the facts makes you insensitive. Sensetive people use body wash with aloe in it, I wish I was a hippie and had an aloe plant growing in my yard that was all big. That way if I take a lot of acid I can get a large wooden spoon, gut out the aloe plant and shove it in my ear fixing my bad trip because as you already know

ALOE

CURES

EVERYYYYYTHING!

farfenwaffle responds:

Hey guys! Don't delete this! He mentions my game in like the...middle...ish part!

I like it! no delete!

[SC Beta]

AARRGH!

First of all, let me preface my review by saying I LOVE the game shopping street. It's simple, fun and has character. It's just hard enough. I was SOOO excited when I saw this game DIFFERENT PATHS LIKE A TOWER DEFENSE GAME? NEAT! MORE OPTIONS? YES! POLICE AND FIRE INCIDENTS? COOL. REPAIRING SHOPS? ALRIGHT! I can't wait to use all these new features. Too bad I can't play the game long enough to get to any of these awesome new features because I can't pass the GD second level. It's like having a toy that you can't take out of the box. I'd rather not have the toy at all. It's like going to the carnival and getting locked in the porta potty but you can still look out the window and see all the fun rides BUT YOU CAN'T GO ON ANY OF THEM. and it smells like poop in here. I gave it a 3 out of 5 because it WAS free. It's not like I lost money on it. Just a little bit of my soul. I'll come back when you fix it.

[Shopping Street]

Played this a lot

Good game I've played it a ton and it's very mezmerizing. The cute little people bopping to the music and reading their newspapers is the best. However bug-wise I've never seen a game where you can get 100% and lose the game. I've ended levels with 100% plus a few more thousand and still failed. 101% seems kind of a counter intuitive percentage to have to get to. Kind of like if you had a news years eve party starting at 1 am. The beta was realeased about the same time as the cartoon "squares, simple as that" let's see if the replayability of this game can catch it up in score. (current squares score 4.04) or if the squares will dominate in the long term. Only the future knows.

[Skylocopter]

great game

from the "consumers" point of view it could have used an exploding helicopter animation when you die. Other than that it was really fun for all of us.

Primoca responds:

I completely agree with you, I noticed that and am fully planning to put it in the new version.