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Tiny Salmon Song Tiny Salmon Song

Rated 5 / 5 stars

ms paint rules

it gives it such a childlike look. And English people are cool .


mrslovett responds:

lol thank you :)


The stick boot collab The stick boot collab

Rated 5 / 5 stars

this flash is a lot of fun

it's good to see something original

I like the way Unreality-reality-look at my cool philosophical name says "It looketh to me as if this twere done by mere beginnersof flash MERE BEGINNERS! HA HA HA" Just to let everyone know. That's how people who are not smart talk so they sound smart.



stick showdown collab 3 stick showdown collab 3

Rated 5 / 5 stars

newgrounds is the opposite of hollywood

the sequels just keep getting better and better.


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Recent Game Reviews


Dodge Dot v1.0 Dodge Dot v1.0

Rated 5 / 5 stars

My soul is full of confetti and Christmas bows.

The star is not a power up. I think the point of the star is that it makes me hungry for Carl's Junior. I heard Carl Senior died by choking on a cheeseburger while driving in a ferrari getting serviced by a prostitute while shooting up heroin, he ran into the burger king and it caused his porsche to fly up in the air and jump over a river like in the Duke's of hazzard. You see he is driving a Chevrolet. Then he lands in the Mexico in Juarez completely safe and is captured by a powerful drug Cartell. He barters for his life by offering to smuggle contraband into the USA in his but. The contraband was midget Luchadores. From Tibet. After he got home he met NOT Gary Coleman's wife and she DID NOT beat the crap out of him and he barely got away. He drove his 1992 Geo ( the same one he flipped over earlier) and when he got there he slipped and hit his head on the toilet and died. This game would benefit from having a way to win and then as a reward you get to dress a butt nekkid frankenstein in various colors of booty shorts and then make him shake it on the hood of Carl Jr Senior's car which is a ford focus which still had a prostitute and a balloon full of black tar heroin in it. The prostitute was doing crossword puzzles. She hates sudoku. This game is a lot more fun with Sudoku. Chinese noodles in my belly button. fingernail clippings. A horse and buggy. a small inconspicuous area before tackling a large stain, THIS GAME IS FUN I LIKE CHASING AFTER LITTLE O FACES and only use products sUpermodels are made of cheese designed specifically for the material of your footwear (suede, nubuck, HUMAN SKIN!!!!!!, etc.).For heavy stains on suede footwear, use a suede cleaning block (also called a suede eraser). These products will crumble as you rub them across the surface of the footwear, when I was a kid I'm pretty sure I fell in a hole, but it's possible it was a dream and are great for removing even deeply embedded dirt. After cleaning, the nap hey if you burn your butt on a heater accidentally it smells like pancekes of your suede can be restored by using a suede brush. The bristles of suede brushes are usually made from brass.


potatopower responds:

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Super Mario Crossover Super Mario Crossover

Rated 5 / 5 stars

yay

yay


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Create an Uzzy Create an Uzzy

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I can tell they had a lot of fun making this

I like this game because it doesn't pretend to be some epic console game. The game knows what it is. Games can just be be fun and silly and don't have to have a goal to get to. Allowing space for different things like this is what newgrounds is all about. My favorite thing to do is just sit and press the random button over and over again. The pac-man death trumps all.


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farfenwaffle responds:

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Recent Audio Reviews


-fw- run from the monster -fw- -fw- run from the monster -fw-

Rated 5 / 5 stars

this song kicks ass.

Thee monster ees big. The monster is chasingme through a record store in 1988. I knock down some cds and make the monster cleeen them up. Those things are EXPENSIVE.



Juice! Juice!

Rated 5 / 5 stars

aptly named!

apt I tell you, apt!! Thank you for showing some real musicianship, a quality I lack and yet I keep posting songs anyway! I love songs that are just simple enough and not full of "tinkle" that can also make you groove. The intro is tits as well. I hope the ending comes to you in a dream full of naked people and a big neon colored ball pit underneath a huge platform featuring emmanual lewis on the wheels of steel.


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mellowmushroom00 responds:

dude... that was the best review i have ever read... i laughed the whole time reading it and about 3 and 1/2 minutes thereafter.. fuckin aweseome.. hah, im still laughing..


Funky Chameleon Funky Chameleon

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

yep

I kinda like the lazy horns.


Bukkarooo responds:

glad you liked it. Yeah they were a little lazy/nervous..